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There was a man resting and enjoying the view on the beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, “What do you have under the newspaper?”

Thinking quickly, the guy replied, “A bird.” The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened. The guy says, “I don’t know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off, and the next thing I know is I’m here.”

The police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her, “What did you do to that naked fellow?” After a pause, the girl replied, “To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!”

I’m back to my ever lovely hometown after 3weeks of bz(assignments + midterm).actually last week plan to go back but due to the hectic mid term exam on saturday n heard tat the water rationing is "happenin" in there so better dun go back.keke..

But after a few days of downpours, i was hoping the situation will improve.So..i decided take my trip back hometown in a jammed pack train n reach here around evening.After the long trip back home i was hoping to get a nice bath wit hot shower as the weather is chilling!

After unpack al my things,i quickly take my 3weeks old towel n ‘fly’into the bathroom.To my horror,when i turn on the water tap,the water is like those ‘hiong pin’ chinese tea! tat’s reali suck me up man! i hv no mood to bath at al..tat water makes me sick but to no avail i have to take it too..

i’m dam disappointed at those local water department! are we paying for tat kind of water? i would rather bath in those "longkang"  than in my bathroom! at least its free! perhaps i would think twice b4 i go back hometown next time.suckin ém up for the way they manage water!

Why do people feel ashamed after farting?To "Farters", its like "coughing", the only thing is , the tune of the sound, and the smell. Some will be sitting on the couch, making funny fart sounds. " putt putt"
But most of us, especially Malaysians, think its an embarassment. Why is it so?

Most of us Malaysians, hides away once they’ve let that "bomb" go. They act as if people are gonna kill them for farting. Damn it, why do we have to be shy!? Is just a gas?~~! Its a smell! Is a sound!! Dont ya’ll love music~!! Why be embarassed and start pointing to others after you have farted?

Well, to all " farters" fella , just release yo "gas" / "bomb" as much as u like! keke…   

Recently jz come back frm my gf’s kampong.Made some annoying yet amazing discovery! There’s a kind of butterfly tat look like tis:

At first it attack my campus residential area n next it’s in my gf hometown. I first noticed it when we were going out to "yum cha". it sticks closely to the rear door window screen.N to my horror, the place tat we go "yum cha" the whole sky n floor is filled up wit tis species!!!

It’s so annoying when it sticks to u n u get tat irritating feel! even though it didn’t succeed to scare me but my poor n innocent gal next to me al the time [ tat's my gf la] freak out like seeing a ghost! haha…but there’s always a "HERO" there to rescue her al the time. tats me lo! keke…

A further research tells me tat these species oni will cum out to "scare" ppl when the "king of fruit" { Durian} yummy yummy~~~ season comes. nvm,it will disappear soon when then "heroes" ate up al the "durians" haha..or u guys out there cut down al the durians trees then there will be no more these species!

DarNnnn…tis two days hv been bz shifting house. reali s**ks!!

Tired like hell! reali ‘sui‘ la me av sem oso hv to shift house!Damn! reali hope tat tis is the last time! i’m tired of it! enough!!!

Erhmmm…erhmmm…ah ch@i [Me] new to tis bloggie bloggie things la.dunno wat to post.

Nvm la. jz try my best play play lo.keke…

typing tis when i’m in my hometown whereas my veri ‘ke lian’ de ”larling” in ‘long river’ alone. sure must be enjoying her supper la now.0o0o0o.. pao pao 0o0o…keke..

anyhow i will post more in future! Pr0mise![ by someone's will] hehe.. will post watever tat happens in my daily life! { hapys,sads,suprises,shocks,and many many kay po + wu liao things}

0h y3@h~~ dun give a f**k on wat u think! jz gimme some ‘’sounds”.th@nks!